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Haikus
By Me
Silvery-white hair,
Framing a face full of years,
Defines ripe old age.
But eyes, lit up from within,
Can still view a brave new world.
While your car's mobile,
If you use your mobile phone -
Your number'll be up!
Pushkin to be pushed
for benefit of shoppers;
Rename Pushkin square.
NHS defence.
Let all in unison say:
'Patience, please, patients!'
Plot and counter plot
accusations fill the air -
Raise your voice, Vox Pop!
What did Charlie say?
How did Camilla reply? -
Mind your own business.
By my friends
Playstation 3 launch -
Poor Santa has had his chips.
Must now console all.
Ken Porter
Category two
Ernesto creates second
Guantanamo storm.
the Blair departing
from platform number ten is
not running on time
Catherine Edmunds
Far Eastern practice
Magnetic levitation;
Trains for the future.